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The Only Way is Dick - Adult Pantomime

Wednesday 24th - Sunday 28th January 2018 @ 8pm ( + Sat & Sun Matinee @ 3pm) - Kick off 2018 with the naughtiest (and funniest!) production you're likely to see for the rest of the year!

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  • Wednesday 24th January 2018 @ 8pm
  • Thursday 25th January 2018 @ 8pm
  • Friday 26th January 2018 @ 8pm
  • Saturday 27th January 2018 @ 3pm
  • Saturday 27th January 2018 @ 8pm
  • Sunday 28th January 2018 @ 3pm
  • Sunday 28th January 2018 @ 8pm

Running time

  • 60 mins + interval (20 Mins) + 60 mins (Approx)
  • NB: all running times shown are approximate

Production Professional

Price range

  • Special Group Offer - Buy 10 tickets, get another one FREE! (Offer only available thru the Box Office, in person or by phone on 01268 465 465)
  • Adults £19
  • Concessions £18
  • Booking fees apply: £1 per ticket, capped at £10
  • Tickets cannot be exchanged or refunded unless the event has been cancelled, see Terms and Conditions.

Bookings

Key to seating (online bookings)

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Age and suitability Over 18s only - Strictly for adults only! Contains filth, smut, bad language, sexual references and plenty of innuendo. Not for the faint hearted and definitely not suitable for under 18s. Young persons who appear under the age of 18 may be turned away if they are unaccompanied by an adult.

Venue Towngate Mirren Studio

Seating Plan pdf icon Mirren Studio seating plan [199kb]


The Only Way is Dick - Adult Pantomime

Kick off 2018 with a trip to the naughtiest (and funniest!) production you're likely to see for the rest of the year!

This Adult panto will have you in hysterics from the very first line to when they take a bow. Join Dick and his Pussy Cat as they venture forth in seeking their fortune and triumph over evil.

PLEASE NOTE - This Adult Only pantomime is not for the faint hearted and discretion is advised. There will be sexual content, adult humour and naughty audience participation throughout, so please bear this in mind before you book!

Young persons who appear under the age of 18 may be turned away if they are unaccompanied by an adult.

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